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this guy is awesome
this next one, is it too mean or is it funny enough to justify it?
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these two are doing it right, being a woman that is ^^^^ vvvvvv
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A lot of people were upset about the “indefinite detention” part of the National Defense Authorization Act which recently passed, however, in my humble opinion there is a much more interesting part of this bill. In it, they repeal the ban on bestiality for members of the military, because god knows after a few months in the middle east, a camel’s ass is going to look real nice.
The United States Senate (including most Republicans and both Texas Republican Senators) has just passed a bill (the National Defense Authorization Act) which strips away the military ban on Sodomy and Bestiality, according to CNS News.
The National Defense Authorization Act includes a provision to repeal Article 125 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ). Article 125 of the UCMJ makes it illegal to engage in both sodomy with humans and sex with animals. It states: “(a) Any person subject to this chapter who engages in unnatural carnal copulation with another person of the same or opposite sex or with an animal is guilty of sodomy. Penetration, however slight, is sufficient to complete the offense. (b) Any person found guilty of sodomy shall be punished as a court-martial may direct.”
So yeah, join the military and go bang some farm animals, no problems anymore. You fucking psycho.
Since Herman Cain is out of the running now, a lot of people expect little Newtie here to take his spot in the running for the GOP candidacy. The former House speaker Nancy Pelosi recently threatened to release “thousands of pages” of dirt on little Newtie from when she was investigating him as the head of the House Ethics Committee. So naturally little Newtie’s response is to threaten to sue her straight to hell if she releases the documents. GOD I LOVE OUR POLITICAL SYSTEM!
“If she’s suggesting that she’s going to use materials that she developed when she was on the ethics committee, that is a fundamental violation of the rules of the House, and I would hope that members would immediately file charges against her the second she does it,” the candidate told reporters in New York Monday.
“I would hope that the House would immediately condemn her if she uses any material that was gathered when she was on the ethics committee.”
Talking Points Memo asked Pelosi if she would be willing to tell what she knows.
“Not right here,” she said. “When the time’s right.”
“I know a lot about him. I served on the investigative committee that investigated him, four of us locked in a room in an undisclosed location for a year. A thousand pages of his stuff.”
A mammoth thigh bone with intact and well preserved bone marrow was recently found. Scientists are currently studying and analyzing the marrow but believe that it will be sufficient for cloning. So expect to see some big hairy elephants roaming around in a few years
THE TRIPLE MUSTACHE
